Wednesday, February 22, 2006
This just in: Wayne Gretzky's favourite goon, Todd Bertuzzi, was sitting in the penalty box when the Russians scored the goal that knocked Team Canada out of the Winter Olympics in Torino. Having resolved to boycott Canadian games since the big banana-muncher was included in the team this bothers me not, but I'll bet (and so no doubt will Janet) that a lot of other Canadians must be pretty pissed off right now!
Comments:
<< Home
You'll be glad to hear that Bertuzzi's NHL team has also tanked and will not make the payoffs. The "Tooz" reminds me of one of my neighbours, Albert Gedraitis, who has been evicted from three apartments in a row for attacking fellow tenants, setting things on fire and keeping rotting shit in his room. Somehow new people keep letting him stay at their places because jerkwad that he is, his welfare checks come in regular as clockwork while he loafs in his room and writes his 20 blogs on bullshit nobody else on Earth gives a rat's ass about. Funny world, eh?
Post a Comment
<< Home
