Hari's Place

It has come to our attention that certain confused
souls have formed the opinion that this blog was
created to parody, chastise or otherwise bullyrag them
personally. This laughable conclusion is based upon
the ludicrous assumption that your humble blogmeister is
capable of meaningfully acknowledging the existence of anyone other than his own self. While, like unicorns, we agree that creatures with such mystical abilities may exist somewhere, it is common knowledge that none can survive in the rarefied atmosphere of cyberspace, where the primum mobile is summarized by the garbled words of the great Zaphod Beeblebrox: If there's anything bigger than my ego around here, I want it shot and stuffed pronto!

To resolutely hammer this point home, we offer our devotees the following ditty, sung to the similarly-titled original by Simon (Carly, not Paul).

You're So Lame

You stagger onto the Internet
like a landlubber onto a yacht,
With one hand holding your pants up
and your honker dripping with snot.
You've got one eye on the newsfeed
as your ass settles into its spot.
And in your dreams all the world is your oyster
It's all your oyster, and....

You're so lame, you probably think
this blog is about you
You're so lame, I'll bet you think
this blog is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

You started several years ago
when the Web was still quite naive,
And you still think those who know bugger all
are those we should believe,
You don't go past the corner store,
but thanks to MNBC
You know everyone and
why they're a jerkoff,
why they're a jerkoff, and

You're so lame, you probably think
this blog is about you
You're so lame, I'll bet you think
this blog is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

Well you've been kicked out of
every chatroom from Hogtown to Timbuctu,
'Cause even the lamers who plague cyberspace
can't stand the sight of you.
So you've made your own wee talking shop
where every voice rings true,
Because all the posts come from
one lazy douchebag,
one lazy douchebag, and

You're so lame, you probably think
this blog is about you,
You're so lame, I'll bet you think
this blog is about you,
Don't you? Don't you?

Well it's not - so get over it.

# posted by haribalzac @ 9:40 AM